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"That perfection is unobtainable is not an excuse not to strive for it."
— Paladine, 'Dungeons And Dragons'

2021 Angels Virtual Anniversary
Limericks from Scratch contest

by Lynnette de Sandoval del Valle de los Unicornios

My limerick entries on the topic of tourneys:

Cucumbers and Tourneys

Our tourney had lots of newcombers,
And they were hungry for cucumbers.
So we made a salad,
And also a ballad!
And now they have become old comers!

On Receiving an AoA

Her Majesty mentioned a journey;
Which involves many a tourney.
So welcome indeed,
We wish you good speed!
As you start your SCA journey!

Tourney Weather

It's Angel's special day,
On the fields we cannot play.
Arianna opined:
"And the weather is fine!"
Isn't that always the way!

Practice for Saturday's limerick contest (a.k.a. what I do when I'm not sleeping at 4am)

There's no word that rhymes with Angels.
Unless you use archangels.
But that's quite the cheat,
And I'd take much heat.
So I guess I'll use orange instead!

EDIT: Rewrote the last line, better now! Thanks to Susan Mayer for the hint!!!
(Yes, it doesn't rhyme on purpose, it's meant to be a royal mess of a limerick -- nailed it!!)

For Robear

The dragon sat on my spear,
I said "Drat, darn, and oh dear!"
I have naught to do
To help me get through.
The dragon will win now I fear!


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